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Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.06.07 22:14:00 -
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blob vs. blob is not fun and goonswarm doesn't conduct fun wars but it will be fun to watch from the sidelines as TEST collapses while I jew like a bad space goon |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
347
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Posted - 2013.06.08 01:26:00 -
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SmilingVagrant wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:blob vs. blob is not fun and goonswarm doesn't conduct fun wars but it will be fun to watch from the sidelines as TEST collapses while I jew like a bad space goon I'll be out with Topgoon shooting people not structures. If I ever get home from work tonight.
Yeah I just got back, I wasn't thinking completely and I forgot that I'm mostly not even trained for fleet fights, but small frigs and interdiction so I'll be doing small gang stuff against test as soon as I re-establish some income.
I mean, I'm not sad at all that we're invading fountain but I don't envy anyone on either side of a sov battle. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
347
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Posted - 2013.06.08 01:40:00 -
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KuroVolt wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote: I mean, I'm not sad at all that we're invading fountain but I don't envy anyone on either side of a sov battle.
[fabulousvoice] *scoff* That is -So- 3 months ago, we arent doing that shtick anymore. Didnt you get the memo? Try to keep up with the times, would you dear? [/fabulousvoice]
No, I'm still gonna go ahead and hate everything about dominion sov, but I appreciate the concern. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
347
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Posted - 2013.06.08 03:36:00 -
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Toshiro Ozuwara wrote:SmilingVagrant wrote:Not going to lie I'd rather blow my brains out than grind sov in subcaps. Or caps. We're counting on that my friend.
I'm glad you can count because I have a feeling you will need to understand percentages and count to four digits in order to fight us. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
347
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Posted - 2013.06.08 06:39:00 -
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Toshiro Ozuwara wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:I'm glad you can count because I have a feeling you will need to understand percentages and count to four digits in order to fight us. We've recently put up 1200 and 1000 pilots in Delve to push CFC/PL/NC back successfully. Tonight, we had very short time to deploy because our spies gave us intel on CFC hellcamp plans, and SOMEBODY has been DDOSing our Jabber coincidentally, as soon as the SOTG started. But that's ok. We're all going to hang out in Fountain together for several weeks. And you guys will have plenty of opportunities to fight 1,000 raging, sperging, happy nerds. I'm glad you can field those dudes. Next time I think you should deploy what you've got, though.
Our mumble was basically non-functional during part of this deployment but we did make do, i'd trade jabber for mumble in that situation.
Still, being blue-balled kind of made the whole thing less urgent in hindsight but look, blueballs or not we're gonna fight for fountain so you might as well show up, either way we are. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
355
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Posted - 2013.06.11 02:02:00 -
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Oh god not my caracals |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
357
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Posted - 2013.06.11 05:57:00 -
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I'm honestly amazed we have a Caracal doctrine, and that anyone would be dumb enough to mock Caracal losses. There are so many amazing things about this whole discussion. Duh, Caracals are going to die, but I mean isk for isk you guys are the ones who are going to lose out. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
359
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Posted - 2013.06.11 06:41:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:I'm honestly amazed we have a Caracal doctrine, and that anyone would be dumb enough to mock Caracal losses. There are so many amazing things about this whole discussion. Duh, Caracals are going to die, but I mean isk for isk you guys are the ones who are going to lose out. Have you seen the market prices for those caracals? They're costing you more than drakes.
At some point drakes became bad and devalued hard. I don't find that surprising at all. That doesn't mean Caracals are like, super valuable things we must protect at all costs, every loss of which Goonswarm will come to rue.
Nothing you can say will make it any less hilarious that a sov holding nullsec alliance is running around in caracals. Nothing. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
359
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Posted - 2013.06.11 06:55:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:I'm honestly amazed we have a Caracal doctrine, and that anyone would be dumb enough to mock Caracal losses. There are so many amazing things about this whole discussion. Duh, Caracals are going to die, but I mean isk for isk you guys are the ones who are going to lose out. Some people have to worry about reimbursing all their losses, from Apocalyse Navy Issue down to Blackbird.
I don't even know what a navy apoc is but I know I pointed several last night in ZUE- and sent their pods home.
I thought blackbirds were **** and ewar got nerfed a while back? I really know nothing about this game but I do know that on third or fourth attempt to play eve, my first 'big' buy was a caracal and I'll forever associate caracals with cheap hi-sec mission running and suicidal ideation. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
360
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Posted - 2013.06.11 08:03:00 -
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Roderick Grey wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:Roderick Grey wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:I'm honestly amazed we have a Caracal doctrine, and that anyone would be dumb enough to mock Caracal losses. There are so many amazing things about this whole discussion. Duh, Caracals are going to die, but I mean isk for isk you guys are the ones who are going to lose out. Have you seen the market prices for those caracals? They're costing you more than drakes. At some point drakes became bad and devalued hard. I don't find that surprising at all. That doesn't mean Caracals are like, super valuable things we must protect at all costs, every loss of which Goonswarm will come to rue. Nothing you can say will make it any less hilarious that a sov holding nullsec alliance is running around in caracals. Nothing. Caracals are a viable doctrine so I don't understand why you think it's humorous.
I have memories of what they used to be like, and how they were never mentioned in polite company. I'm not used to the buffs they received and I don't think I ever will. The idea of people pointing at caracal losses as some kind of metric by which to measure success in a war is very hilarious to me. They're also cheaply fit cruisers you can shove a relative newbie into, and I've witnessed caracalfleet do significant damage to much more expensive doctrines, and that is again very funny to me. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
361
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Posted - 2013.06.11 23:39:00 -
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If we can't have boat, nobody can. So don't even try sonny. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
362
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Posted - 2013.06.12 00:00:00 -
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"warp warp warp. cancel warp. if you warped you're dead. fleet warping to POS. Oh, you're 5 days old and were in a frigate? sorry you're supposed to cancel warp if you're a frigate."
He trolls us in other ways too. |

Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
364
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Posted - 2013.06.13 04:52:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:"warp warp warp. cancel warp. if you warped you're dead. fleet warping to POS. Oh, you're 5 days old and were in a frigate? sorry you're supposed to cancel warp if you're a frigate."
He trolls us in other ways too. Not the newbies... Newbies are precious and innocent. It's bad enough we trick them into attending pos shoots, dying unceremoniously from a pos gun because :boat:, that's a crime, like infanticide. |
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